Did you know that a shipment of viagra went missing?

The police are now looking for the hardened criminals.

Answer:

LOL!…..I don’t think that there will be a problem finding them!…..Anyone with a poker sticking up with be a suspect though!…..LOL!……

Now it will be funny if you see a bunch of guys with their Willies sticking up standing in a lineup!…….

Who’s got a Willie tonight?…..Will be the question!

When you take the Viagra, what angle do you get while you are standing? Is it like the old days?

Measure the angle from the horizontal to the pointer. Positve for above horizontal, negative for below horizontal.

Also, what is your age?

Answer:

positive, about 22 degees up. I’m 76!! keep on truckin

I took a 1/2 tab of viagra and have a constant hard on and have to go to work, what should I do?

I was just testing the drug and its been like this for 5 hours. I can’t miss work cause I have a presentation after 2 hours and the management will be attending. It shows cause most of my suits are kinda tight.

Answer:

Stay seated as much as you can. Position yourself when you are standing so that a table blocks the view. When walking, carry something to block it, or wear your overcoat if it’s long enough.

If i keep my viagra in the garage will it make my car hard to start?

Answer:

No, you’ll be able to leave it standing for weeks.