Posts tagged: emergency

If the “effect” of Viagra is active after 4 hrs., you should go to an emergency room. What is the remedy?

The only remedy that comes to mind are nude pictures of really unattractive women. I suppose all the pointing and snickering at the hospital might have the desired effect too.

Any ideas? Does anyone have any experience?

I’m not planning on a visit but do you have to use your real name at the hospital?

Answer:

I hear cases such as this one all of the time. It is now common practice at the hospital to insert a video of “Golden Girls” and allow the patient to view Bea Arthur in action. However, it has been found that Rue McClanahan was actually having an adverse effect, so this remedy has now been nixed.

It has now been determined that watching Hilary Rodham Clinton’s speeches have had the same effect in relieving post Viagra’tic Stress Syndrome.

However, do note that stealing your roommates wallet and posing as him in order to avoid recognition is fraud and is punishable by having to actually BE in the same room with Hilary Rodham Clinton. My advice to you? Be the bigger man (no pun intended) and stand tall (no pun intended) and rise to the occasion (no pun intended)!!
:)

I took viagra it been 7 hour ago and my penis still hard what should I do?

I took viagra it been 7 hour ago and my penis still hard what should I do

I’m going to sleep it off but I’m going to check see if it goes down, I not going to read your answer right away after I wake up.

Answer:

“Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your erection is painful or lasts longer than 4 hours. A prolonged erection (priapism) can damage the penis.”

It says this on every commercial.

Hope your not permanently damaged

my dog swallowed viagra what do i do?

What do I do, will he be ok? I wish this were a joke but it’s not so treat it seriously! There isn’t an emergency vet in the area and he can’t go to the actual vet until tomorrow, will he be ok?

Answer:

Umm, find a friend with a female dog, RIGHT AWAY.

What would happen if a man took two 100mg of viagra at the same time?

Instead of taking one.

Answer:

Overdose symptoms may include chest pain, nausea, irregular heartbeat, and feeling light-headed or fainting.
Seek emergency medical attention or call the Poison Help line at 1-800-222-1222.
For most patients, the recommended dose is 50 mg taken, as needed, approximately 1 hour before sexual activity. However, VIAGRA may be taken anywhere from 4 hours to 0.5 hour before sexual activity. Based on effectiveness and toleration, the dose may be increased to a maximum recommended dose of 100 mg or decreased to 25 mg. The maximum recommended dosing frequency is once per day.

What happens when you take more than 8 viagra pills?

It has only been an hour. It was a dare and I need to know what the side effects of this are. I cannot find any information on this.

Answer:

Seek emergency medical attention or call the Poison Help line at 1-800-222-1222. Overdose symptoms may include chest pain, nausea, irregular heartbeat, and feeling light-headed or fainting.

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